Breaking Christmas Story – December 23rd Facebook Crisis

The Facebook B4 Christmas

T'was the eve B4 the eve B4 Christmas

And all through their flat

Everyone was on Facebook

Even the rat

Who hoped for dropped cheese

And a sip of spilled cheer

But all folks were in cyberspace

Ignoring those near

No party was thrown

No guests did arrive

No merry, no laughter

No hugs nor hand jive

The kitchen was quiet

No noises no smell

The laptops were open

My friends under spell

I lept to their roof

Crazy sword in my hand

Searched out a cable

My diabolical plan

I slashed and I slahed

Until there was no DSL

Just howls and cursing

That's how I could tell

But within the hour

All was set right

The teleco was busy

No internet tonight

The doorbell was ringing

Friends were at hand

Bringing their iPhones

And unlimited data plans

Takeout was ordered

Chinese – a good guess

There was sharing & laughter

And for the rat…

A spilled mess

Merry Christmas

(c) Eric Pederson

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Guys only: personal suggestion

If you’re like me and play too much, you might owe your Mom a pair of these for Christmas. Also useful if you aren’t ready to pop the question to your girlfriend, or if you are married and need to make a few points.

If you are married, face it: you need to earn a few points. Can you tell I have given these before? It seems a good time to buy as prices have come down in the current economy. Less than $50 on sale, or you can go big…

As you know, giving diamonds has benefits. Card could read something like: studs from your stud. You have to take it from there.

OK, order and, job well done, reward yourself with 90 minutes on a pitch somewhere, or maybe a pair of tickets.

Oh yeah. You’re welcome!

 

Eric

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